Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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