hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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