All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize
