I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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