East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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