Define "chronic" masturbator.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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