So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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