and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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