So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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