I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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