It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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