What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He did a backflip because drugs
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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