drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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