I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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