I am puke
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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