The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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