you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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