You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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