That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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