David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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