Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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