She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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