Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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