He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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