I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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