Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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