in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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