Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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