No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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