Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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