yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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