i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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