Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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