Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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