Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Randomize