Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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