i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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