i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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