3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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