My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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