Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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