it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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