You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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