I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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