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• (830): View more from Texas

  If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice

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• (714): View more from California

  Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral

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• (310): View more from California

  Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself

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  You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.

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