just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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