Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
