this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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