I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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