Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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