is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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