whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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