how can u be prego again
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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