Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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